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Let's open with almost current jokes from Hal's act:
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"American Airlines is going bankrupt. I guess they lost all their money by putting it in a suitcase and checking it in."
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*check back infrequently for completely brand new out dated jokes!
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"Hi and welcome to my site! You look good today. Did you lose weight? There I got you feeling
better already!" Besides my successful stage career where I've worked with funny people from Drew Carey to Howie Mandel to Tim Allen to Rosie O'Donell, I've optioned a few movie scripts and currently can be seen on the Carnival and Royal Caribbean cruise lines!
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TELEVISION WRITING/PRODUCING
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 Hal has written and or produced for many popular Television shows, some of the funniest comedians in the field.
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Television Writing |
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The Tonight Show |
Rodney Dangerfield |
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The Drew Carey Show |
Jay Leno |
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ABC's Whose Line Is It Anyway |
Howie Mandel |
The Tracy Morgan Show - Pilot |
Rosie O'Donnell |
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The Arsenio Hall Show |
Tim Allen |
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The Howie Mandel Show |
Richard Jeni |
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Fox's The Late Show |
Arsenio Hall | |
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Some of Hal's TV appearances include:
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*Comedy Showcase with Louie Anderson
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*Stand Up Spotlight with Rosie O'Donnell |
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*Fox's The Late Show with Joan Rivers |
*Budd Friedman's Evening at the Improv |
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*A&E's Caroline's Comedy Hour |
*Comedy Central's StandUp/Stand Up |
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*NBC's Comedy Express |
*MTV's Half Hour Comedy Hour |
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*George Schlatter's Comedy Club |
*Fox's Comic Strip Live |
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*Fox's Sunday Funnies |
*Showtime's Comedy Club All Stars |
*A&E's Comedy on the Road |
*Improv Tonight |
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*Comedy Tonight |
*MTV Half Hour Comedy Hour. |
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Check out my new novel - HITCHCOCKED. |
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Hitchocked by Hal Spear and Rocco Simonelli
Comedy, romance, and adventure collide when germ-phobic film professor B.B. Marlowe comes to the rescue of his brightest student, Denise Brigham, and ends up caught in a treacherous plot involving terrorists and the U.S. government.
Brimming with suspense and action, Hitchcocked is a non-stop thrill ride from talented Hollywood insiders Hal Spear and Rocco Simonelli.
If you love movies, you'll love this novel!
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Magic products created with Paul Romhany. |
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The Amazing Twenty Dollar Bill Trick - A Routine of Errors
The Amazing Twenty Dollar Bill Trick is filled with comedic twists and turns and is soo easy to do!
Click here to find out more!
Extreme Magic Makeover - Comedy Classics
Extreme Magic MakeOver will supply you with brand new, funny, original, COMPLETE ROUTINES for some of magic’s most popular and widely performed effects. This book contains scripts for the comedy magician who wants to combine stand-up with magic. The scripts are written by Hal Spear - professional comedy script writer to the stars.
CSI - The Case of the Half Died Hanky
Paul Romhany proudly presents an updated version of Billy McComb's classic Half Dyed Hanky routine using a professionally written script by famed comedy script writer Hal Spear.
A great trick with a funny routine based on the CSI/Law and Order TV shows.
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copyright, 2009, Hal Spear, All rights reserved
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